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Wind Surfing

Piracy on a boating lake

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

The Bonvoy Age...

Have a very piratical Birthday

Woodpecker Ark.

And this is what you get for not installing a ramp for the disabled!

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Umbrella Sailing Boat

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."