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'ARRGH! Me Hearty!!'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Piracy on a boating lake

Boat wedding.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Fishing boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

On board the MS Hepatology

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

The Bonvoy Age...

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Woodpecker Ark.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'