Sailing Lovers Pillows

'ARRGH! Me Hearty!!'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Piracy on a boating lake

Boat wedding.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Fishing boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

On board the MS Hepatology

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."