Sailboat Enthusiasts Pillows

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Fishing boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

On board the MS Hepatology