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"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Cupid and parachutists.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Mother will catch you!'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Extreme kites!

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Basic economy

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Taxi

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'Let go of the pole!'

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

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Igloo Building.

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'