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"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Cupid and parachutists.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Basic economy

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Mother will catch you!'

Extreme kites!

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

Taxi

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Let go of the pole!'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

"#skydiving"

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

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"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."