Paragliding Enthusiast Pillows

Graveyard under paragliding school

Bitchbark Canoe

Broomstick crash.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

A skier and a paraglider

Step aerobics

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Hexercise.

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Pedalo Racer

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'How was aerobics class?'

Accident near the Pier

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

"How do you plan to get up enough speed to lift off?"

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

"First time paddleboarding?"

Canoes