Parachute Enthusiast T-Shirts

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"Better luck next time!"

Parachuting Lemming.

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Terminal velocity

"I just knew you lacked commitment."

Lemming going over cliff with a parachute

Bad parachute jump.

Broomstick crash.

Para-Toast.

Lemmings

'The parachute, McConnel, you ****** self-centered idiot! Pull the ripcord.'

Graduating Skydiving Academy.

'I remain confident we will pull out of this nose dive.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"I just knew you lacked commitment."

F&E Parachutes. Chutes. Maybe not getting any call on our complaint line isn't a good thing!

Very Difficult Conversations

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Cupid and parachutists.

Now hiring.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'I have a connection to make.'

What's your exit strategy?

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'