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"We still offer executives the Golden Parachute, but now it's a real thing in case stockholders storm the 59th floor."

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Cupid and parachutists.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Cow Pilot.

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'I have a connection to make.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Swinging through the jungle.

'Come on! You only live once!'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

'Well? How was the flight?'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'