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Misty could always get down from even the tallest tree

Hess of the D'Urbervilles

Very Difficult Conversations

'He's maturing early.'

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

The Polygon family at home

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Swinging through the jungle.

"I didn't care for the movie either."

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'Well? How was the flight?'

Bad luck