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How the other half live.

"I don't care if the hampsters do enjoy it.."

'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

The Zombie Awakes...

'I have a connection to make.'

Migration Music

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

The Polygon family at home

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'It's a Marimba!'

Musician hurts his nose.

'Come on! You only live once!'

Next stop: moon!

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"Another flight of fancy."

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

'See, Dear? Flying upside down isn't as dangerous as it looks.'

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

Hopscotch landing zone.

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

The Browntail Craptor