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How the other half live.

"I don't care if the hampsters do enjoy it.."

'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Broomstick crash.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

The Zombie Awakes...

Migration Music

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

The Polygon family at home

Bev puts on an old favorite

Airbus

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"Naw, it's a drone."

Parrot going crackers about Brexit.

Next stop: moon!

'It's a Marimba!'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'Come on! You only live once!'

Musician hurts his nose.

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"Another flight of fancy."

'See, Dear? Flying upside down isn't as dangerous as it looks.'

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"