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'Come on! You only live once!'

Beware of the Sky terrier.

The Worm Charmer

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Three Ladies

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Team Flute

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Three people playing on the same flute.

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"I'm not entirely convinced of your strategy as financial PR.."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

The Football Parachute

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"This Pied Piper stuff started when Mom told me to take my 'infernal flute' outside and find some children to play with."

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

Last Copter Ride

Hopscotch landing zone.

The March to Finchley.