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'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

Hopscotch landing zone.

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

'How is this a 'sports restaurant'?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Broomstick crash.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'Polly wants a Nasdaqer...Polly wants a Nasdaqer...'

Finance piracy

'You're a smooth talker, Alphonse, but around here that's not enough.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'I have a connection to make.'

"Throw me somethin', mister."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"Don't repeat this."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"My favourite part of the wedding ceremony was when the minister said "repeat after me"..."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'The problem with working with pirates is understanding them: They talk really strangely...'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."