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'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

Hopscotch landing zone.

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

'How is this a 'sports restaurant'?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

Broomstick crash.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'I have a connection to make.'

'Polly wants a Nasdaqer...Polly wants a Nasdaqer...'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'You're a smooth talker, Alphonse, but around here that's not enough.'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

Finance piracy

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"Don't repeat this."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"My favourite part of the wedding ceremony was when the minister said "repeat after me"..."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'The problem with working with pirates is understanding them: They talk really strangely...'