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Plane crash on football pitch.

Broomstick crash.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

"Now this is a dog park!"

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

The Football Parachute

Bad luck

'Come on! You only live once!'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Hopscotch landing zone.

Looks green enough for me! Lizy May parachuted into Saanich-Gulf-Islands.

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.

Bad parachute jump.

"We still offer executives the Golden Parachute, but now it's a real thing in case stockholders storm the 59th floor."

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

A politicians runs from race horses

'How is this a 'sports restaurant'?'

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

'Call yourself a lemming? Get that parachute off your back!'

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

Terminal velocity

"I just knew you lacked commitment."

'85 Quid per lesson??...You're having a laugh! Your advert in the paper says it's free-fall!'

'I remain confident we will pull out of this nose dive.'

'The parachute, McConnel, you ****** self-centered idiot! Pull the ripcord.'

"Make sure to land on all fours!"

"Better luck next time!"