Adventurous Parachutist T-Shirts

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Very Difficult Conversations

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Broomstick crash.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Shoot For The Moon

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Parachuting bishop.

Crop duster wanted.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'