Adventurous Parachutist Pillows

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Very Difficult Conversations

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Broomstick crash.

'Come out with your fins up!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Shoot For The Moon

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Parachuting bishop.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Crop duster wanted.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'