Parachuting Dreamer Pillows

Spider with web like parachute

Very Difficult Conversations

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'I have a connection to make.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

'Well? How was the flight?'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Bad luck

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."