Parachuting Dreamer Gifts

Spider with web like parachute

Very Difficult Conversations

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Cupid and parachutists.

Now hiring.

Red Arrows Rookies

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'I have a connection to make.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

'Come on! You only live once!'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Bad luck

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Swinging through the jungle.

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'