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Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.

'NOW they open!!' (A skydiver's parachutes open just after he arrives at the Pearly Gates).

'It's the only way I could get here.'

The Football Parachute

"Make sure to land on all fours!"

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Broomstick crash.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Crop duster wanted.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

'I have a connection to make.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'