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'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Broomstick crash.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

The Football Parachute

Bad luck

'Come on! You only live once!'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

Plane crash on football pitch.

Looks green enough for me! Lizy May parachuted into Saanich-Gulf-Islands.

Mile high skydivers

"Byeee... see you soon!"

Hopscotch landing zone.

Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

'When you get back, Orville, let's invent the Air Miles program.'

Bad parachute jump.

"We still offer executives the Golden Parachute, but now it's a real thing in case stockholders storm the 59th floor."

'How is this a 'sports restaurant'?'

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

'Call yourself a lemming? Get that parachute off your back!'

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

Terminal velocity