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Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

The adrenalin-rushing sport of Parrot-chuting.

"That's our CEO. Everything he does is over the top, except when it comes to employee bonuses."

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'He's maturing early.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'I have a connection to make.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Alberto Giacometti.

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

The Polygon family at home

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

Bad luck

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Swinging through the jungle.

'Well? How was the flight?'