Parachuting Fan T-Shirts

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

The adrenalin-rushing sport of Parrot-chuting.

"Should've let go of the plane when I told you to."

"That's our CEO. Everything he does is over the top, except when it comes to employee bonuses."

Very Difficult Conversations

'He's maturing early.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Now hiring.

Viggo Mortensen

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Alberto Giacometti.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'I have a connection to make.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Miguel Ferrer

The Polygon family at home

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"