Free Fall Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Belief and Trust.

"Devi's brew?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Shoes Make The Man

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Boys Cooking

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

People of the Fall

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Basic economy

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Back to School

The End of Summer.

'It occurs every fall, sir.'