Free-fall Fanatic Gifts

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Devi's brew?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

People of the Fall

Freestyling.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Helicopter

Cheerleaders

'He has really taken to the training.'

"It's improv night."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Back to School

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

September Song.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."