Free-fall Fanatic Prints

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'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Devi's brew?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Signing the declaration of independence.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

People of the Fall

"I'm a soul trader."

Freestyling.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Helicopter

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

'He has really taken to the training.'

Cheerleaders

"It's improv night."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Back to School

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

September Song.

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."