Free-range Fanatic Prints

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"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Soldier armed with a pen.

UNFADED GLORY

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

The Idea of America.

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

Editorial Control

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Internal Prisons

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Hopeful Liberty

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

"I'll be awhile, folks. We have a free-range chef and he's run off again."

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

James Baldwin

"You should go freelance like me!"