Free-range Aficionado Prints

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Bring your own inflatable.

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

"Eat me"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Pull the udder one

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

UNFADED GLORY

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Phew, that was close."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

The Idea of America.

Stuffing the turkey.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

The Lawman

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"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."