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"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Soldier armed with a pen.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

UNFADED GLORY

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

Signing the declaration of independence.

The Idea of America.

Stuffing the turkey.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"I'm a soul trader."

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

Editorial Control

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

James Baldwin

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

Internal Prisons

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Beware of the Blog.

Hopeful Liberty

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"I'll be awhile, folks. We have a free-range chef and he's run off again."

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'