Freedom Fanatic Pillows

The Statue of Liberty Has Christmas Cracker.

Freedom: "His entire campaign is just yelling freedom!"

Squeezing the Free Press.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Boy and Bear and Monster

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

Newt sale

Friday

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff