Freedom Fanatic Pillows

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

Ahem. What's up? Do you realize that in some countries, there is so little freedom that people are not allowed to take a week off work to wait in line to buy a new Ybox? We're not heathens here, are we?! Back to the mines.

What're the old folks doing? Sadie's putting Uncle Mort on a regimen. They're always trying to put us on regimens. The last one told me Five times a day, and no more. So I cut her loose. If a man wants to floss ten times a day, it's what he's gotta do. Only one organized protest a day? Lady, you're cramping my style. You've hit your quota for back-talking.

The Statue of Liberty Has Christmas Cracker.

Signing the declaration of independence.

Freedom: "His entire campaign is just yelling freedom!"

Squeezing the Free Press.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Friday

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Newt sale

Soldier armed with a pen.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.