Free-range Advocate Pillows

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

"That must be one of them new 'free-range' chickens."

Stuffing the turkey.

Squeezing the Free Press.

Voltaire

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Trappist Monk Discord

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Sue the Author 3PM

Turkish Democracy

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Turkey, present day...

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Man ironing the censorship into a book.

"The enemy of the people!"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Press freedom makes democracy.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."