Freestyle Fanatic Gifts

"It's improv night."

Freestyling.

Dancing with your hands up

Cimafunk

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Friday

The last song before the party exploded.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Champagne Charlie.

"I'm a soul trader."

Cheerleaders

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

Four ballerinas

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"Now that they dig our singing, let's wow them with a little tap."

Love

"She died doing what she loved."

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

Prince in the Afterlife

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones