Flying Fanatic Gifts

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Darn these hooves! I hit the wrong switch again! Who designs these instrument panels, raccoons?'

'It's no use, our radar is out! I'm afraid it's all up to you now Wally!!'

The ski jumper...

Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.

To the day i die i'll never figure out how they make that thing fly

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Helicopter

Man cleaning teeth of fighter jet with a giant toothbrush.

'Next thing you know, he'll want to come by the nest.'

George has an uplifting experience.

"It's still too heavy. What if instead of two armrets we just share one?"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

REFUEL - FULL SERVICE

'He has really taken to the training.'

One medium coffee. Coming up. That'll be $9. For a coffee? It's a bargain. If you were to take an airline flight, they'd charge you $1 for the coffee and $250 for the ticket. So. I'd be flying somewhere! You're madman. I will not lose your luggage.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Alternative fielding positions

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The First Kite

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Halo Frisbee.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!