Fly Fanatics Gifts

"God, it's so nice to get away from all those flies."

'Don't waste time on the dried foods gang, head straight for that banana cream pie!'

'Your you is unzipped.'

'I didn't order garlic bread!'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

Our visit to the flan factory.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The First Kite

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Bake off: Flan B

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Food fight!'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter

Homing pigeons in therapy.

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.