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"God, it's so nice to get away from all those flies."

'Don't waste time on the dried foods gang, head straight for that banana cream pie!'

'Your you is unzipped.'

'I didn't order garlic bread!'

'Can our software do that?'

Our visit to the flan factory.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

The First Kite

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

'Food fight!'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

Bake off: Flan B

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Helicopter

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'He has really taken to the training.'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Caterpillars Try To Get Served In a Butterfly Bar.

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"