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'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"That's the one thing we flies cannot abide... closure."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Give quiche a chance!

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Bailiff."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Pond Dipping...

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Fly Artist

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

What's the insect de jour?

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Old Frogs' Home

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'Food fight!'

'Hey! No Tongues!'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"