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"I suppose there'll be no living with him now."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Recalculating route..."

Give quiche a chance!

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Migrating cows.

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Fly Artist

Caliologist

The Red Baron meets his match.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Taking to the sky...

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter

"He keeps touching me!"

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

Unlikely Fly Scenario

True Fly Fishing.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Fly Space.

'Your you is unzipped.'

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"