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"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Fly Artist

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

Donald Trump

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Is the light bothering you?"

Fly Space.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'Your you is unzipped.'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Derek's last selfie.

'Mr Blue Arsed Fly, please.'

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"You need to update—you’re still using OS X Caterpillar."