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Flying squirrel and base jumpers.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Nuts to you, too."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"Back away from the squirrel!"