Flying Squirrel Fans Gifts

Flying squirrel and base jumpers.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Nuts to you, too."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Easter Candy Island.

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"Back away from the squirrel!"