Squirrel Aficionados Gifts

Ask Sadie Advice Hour, what's your problem?! Could you explain your joke for the other day about the flying squirrel and the great acorn. Nothing doing. Jokes are never funny once they're explained. Please? I'm sure I'll still find it funny. Sigh. Fine ... When I said my ancestor was a flying squirrel who prayed to the great acorn to get rid of the triceratops who were trampling her magnolias, I was implying that that's why the asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs. That's not funny. I will hunt you

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I love this time of day."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Squirrel on the beach

No, I don

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

You are what you eat!

Life's a Bench.