Squirrel Admirer Gifts

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

You are what you eat!

"I found some more acorns today."

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

ATM withdrawal

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'As if she hasn't humiliated us guys enough, now, she has to go and feed them to the squirrels...'

"Once they're under they'll never know."

"I love these picnics when we all chat, eat together... then run away in a frenzied panic!"

'Colin knew he had the perfect alibi...he was a squirrel.'

"Not the squirrel salt and pepper shakers. Your father will just bark all through dinner."

A tree falls in the forest and no one is around.

'I see the squirrels are gathering nuts for the winter.' 'Careful, they can see you.'

"Oh sorry. Did I startle you?"

'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Oh, I could easily climb down on my own, but you see, I just love seeing Fire-Engines...'

'You foraged all the beer?!'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Now, that's entertainment!'

"I love this time of day."

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

Squirrel placing a sign that reads, 'May contain nuts'.

'Be careful! My cousin tried one of those and died of a really noisy indigestion'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'I don't know, but these nuts taste awful.'

'Well, I don't care for religious nuts.'