Squirrel Aficionado Gifts

'When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

Squirrel Salon

Grey Squirrels Out Competing Red Squirrel for Food.

"For the 1,000,000th time, I didn't push your friend out of the tree."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Nuts to you, too."

"I love this time of day."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Squirrel on the beach

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"