Squirrel Lover Gifts

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...'

"They say he was abandoned by summer people and raised by squirrels."

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"Help! The squirrels gone nuts!"

Jeremy Always Seemed to End Up Sitting Next to the Nutter.

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"Your late uncle's will is clear: his favourite nephew Bill gets the map of his secret food stashes..."

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"This time I'll be Jordan. And you be Pippen!"

Let me guess, a Squirrelly Temple?

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

'No mate, I've no idea where you buried your mother.'

'Look at this moron...going the wrong way down a one way street!'

'Let's get nuts.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Oh, well, I'm sure it would be very funny if I had any idea who this "Elvis" person was.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Nuts to you, too."