Squirrel Lover Gifts

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...'

"They say he was abandoned by summer people and raised by squirrels."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"Help! The squirrels gone nuts!"

Jeremy Always Seemed to End Up Sitting Next to the Nutter.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"Your late uncle's will is clear: his favourite nephew Bill gets the map of his secret food stashes..."

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Let me guess, a Squirrelly Temple?

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

'No mate, I've no idea where you buried your mother.'

'Look at this moron...going the wrong way down a one way street!'

'Let's get nuts.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I love this time of day."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Nuts to you, too."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."