Dog And Squirrel Admirer Gifts

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Happy Hour

"I love this time of day."

Spring Training

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'