Squirrel Admirer Mugs

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

You are what you eat!

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

"I found some more acorns today."

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

ATM withdrawal

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"I love these picnics when we all chat, eat together... then run away in a frenzied panic!"

'Colin knew he had the perfect alibi...he was a squirrel.'

"Once they're under they'll never know."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Oh sorry. Did I startle you?"

'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'

'I see the squirrels are gathering nuts for the winter.' 'Careful, they can see you.'

A tree falls in the forest and no one is around.

"Not the squirrel salt and pepper shakers. Your father will just bark all through dinner."

'Well, I don't care for religious nuts.'

'I don't know, but these nuts taste awful.'

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Be careful! My cousin tried one of those and died of a really noisy indigestion'

Squirrel placing a sign that reads, 'May contain nuts'.

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

"I love this time of day."

'Now, that's entertainment!'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Flying squirrel.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Squirrels walking the high wire.

'You'll have to do something about your squirrel chasing dogs in the park.'

'This type of squirrel really means business.'