Squirrel Lovers Mugs

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Nuts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Squirrel on the beach

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

No, I don

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!