Squirrel Admirers Mugs

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Nuts to you, too."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I love this time of day."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

No, I don

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Squirrel on the beach

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...