Squirrel-appreciator Mugs

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I love this time of day."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Squirrel on the beach

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

You are what you eat!

Laboratory Retriever

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"I meant the dog!"