Squirrel-appreciator Prints

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I love this time of day."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Squirrel on the beach

No, I don

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

Laboratory Retriever

Life's a Bench.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"I meant the dog!"