Squirrel Enthusiast Prints

"Well, I was hoping this might scare the other squirrels away from the bird feeders...but they seem to have made me their king!"

'So...are you comin' or goin'?'

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?"

'Then the meeting was adjourned because a squirrel ran past the window.'

"Where's the nearest walnut station?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Well, back to work!'

'Here's a twenty. Go nuts.'

'Sure it's secure, but where's the capital appreciation?'

'Go get help!'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

'Stop toying with them, Henry!'

Nut Bomber

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

Pete was what you would call 'easily distracted....

"I thought he was a friend of yours."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"It's going to be a long hard winter!"

"I'm so old I can't remember where my nuts are."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Getting ready for the auditor again?"

'Oh no you don't! You're not fooling me! This is my squirrel!'

'You're spoiling that squirrel, subscribing to the Nut - of - the - Month Club!'

"I'm looking for a house near the park."

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'You just had to chase that squirrel up the tree.'

Life's a Bench.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Boy, are we glad to see you."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

"Peanuts? . . . Really?"