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"Well, I was hoping this might scare the other squirrels away from the bird feeders...but they seem to have made me their king!"

'So...are you comin' or goin'?'

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?"

'Then the meeting was adjourned because a squirrel ran past the window.'

"Where's the nearest walnut station?"

'Sure it's secure, but where's the capital appreciation?'

'Here's a twenty. Go nuts.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

'Stop toying with them, Henry!'

'Go get help!'

"Boy, are we glad to see you."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"I thought he was a friend of yours."

"Getting ready for the auditor again?"

"I'm so old I can't remember where my nuts are."

"It's going to be a long hard winter!"

Pete was what you would call 'easily distracted....

"I'm looking for a house near the park."

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

'You're spoiling that squirrel, subscribing to the Nut - of - the - Month Club!'

Nut Bomber

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'You just had to chase that squirrel up the tree.'

'Oh no you don't! You're not fooling me! This is my squirrel!'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'My dentist recommended it.'

"For animals 'in the wild', we could be wilder, and a little less cutesy."

Have You Seen Our Nut?

"Consider yourself chased."

"You should find solace in the fact that he left behind such a large body of nuts."

"Can you help me bury the groceries all over the neighborhood."