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'Awww. The Squirrel-Of-The-Month Club. They shouldn't have!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I love this time of day."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Squirrel on the beach

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

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